A Cosmic Sense Of Humour

Humour is most convincing and most effective when it is unsought, when it comes to us like an unexpected guest. When we discover humour in the daily scenarios of our lives, if something in the cosmic arrangement of them suddenly strikes us as amusing, funny or even hilarious, it makes us feel that life is more than merely chance circumstances, but an ever-changing, meticulously crafted work of art designed by a Master Architect. That this Architect is not bereft of a keen sense of humour is something we soon discover, too. The story below, experienced by two people I know personally, is one of the many testimonies to life's inherent sense of humour.

Two friends were backpacking in Tenerife, one of the Canary Islands south of Spain. They were enjoying the beautiful weather, even in mid-January, and the gorgeous scenery on their various hiking trips through the rugged, mountainous countryside. There is a famous mountain on Tenerife called Mount Teide, which with an altitude of 3,700 metres (12,000 feet), is Spain's highest mountain. Mount Teide offered a hiking opportunity the two friends did not want to miss. However, a special permit was needed to be allowed on the mountain and bureaucracy would have it that this permit could only be obtained in the capital, many miles away. Since their longing for the view from the top of the mountain was persistent and strong and they did not want to waste an entire day travelling back and forth for the permit, they decided to forego the civil servants and conquer the mountain first thing tomorrow morning, before the mountain guards arrived. Love of nature triumphed over civil obedience.

On the following morning just before sunrise they left their hut, which was located near the top of the mountain, and began following the trail up the mountain. It was a taxing climb. But the glorious summit rewarded their early morning efforts with a stunning and breathtaking view. They drank in nature's beauty and splendour, revealed by the golden sunrise, and quietly came back down before anyone noticed. The remainder of the day - more than a remainder in fact since the day had just started - was spent hiking around the mountainous area, climbing boulders and a few minor peaks and logging a fair number of miles before they got back to their hut. By that time the trail up Mount Teide had already closed and a few mountain rangers were standing alone in the vast countryside, enjoying evening's beckoning hand at the end of their working day. The two hiker-friends went up to them. One of the friends, who spoke fluent Spanish, was curious to know why a permit was needed to climb Teide and why it was so inconveniently unobtainable right here at the foot of the mountain. The rangers kindly explained that the preservation and protection of the mountain were the cause for having the permit and not wanting to have too many people climbing it the reason for having it many miles away in the island's capital. People were welcome, but not truckloads at a time. The hiker-friend pulled a sad and disappointed face - hiding his glee at having cleverly surpassed governmental regulations that very morning - murmured a "too bad, but all right, I understand" and said goodbye.

How To Treat Head Lice - Veterinarian's View

It all started with a phone call. The school has called my wife in the middle of the day saying that she needs to pick up our daughter immediately. Another child has been scratching her hair so the teacher decided to investigate. Every child had their hair checked that day and there it was - head lice! My daughter was one of the victims.

No problem, I thought. I mean, how bad can this be? I treat parasites every day. Just the other day I dealt with a bad case of ear mites in a very upset Alaskan. Alaskan Malamute that is. You see, I am a Veterinarian and treating parasites is my bread and butter. Sure my patients are furry and four legged. But the etymology of a parasitic infection is the same in any species. Right? Little did I know what I was in for.

I approached the problem with the same attitude as I do with any challenging case. I needed information. I found out that head lice are prolific breeders laying up to 8 eggs a day from when they are only 10 days old, with the eggs hatching a week later. Lice are common throughout the world, including the well-off countries. They spread easiest in places where head to head contact is common (such as kindergartens and primary schools). They also don't discriminate between clean or dirty hair, between neglected children and those well cared for - which dulled somewhat my intense feelings of being a substandard parent. At first glance the challenge presented to me did not seem that great. Head lice are not particularly resilient as far as microscopic critters go. They can not survive for more than about 24 hours outside of the human hair. Their eggs too are laid firmly attached to the hair strands. Therefore no need to exert heroic efforts sterilizing the environment - couches, floor boards, the car etc. - a quick vacuum is all that's needed. Even the bedding and hair accessories only warrant a trip through the washing machine to remove any 'stray' eggs. Oh yes, the eggs! That is precisely where the problem lies. There they were - tiny, white with an orange tinge, teardrop shaped, attached firmly to my child's hair. The eggs can not be washed off and resist all chemical treatments. They are in one word - indestructible. You heard the saying that the cockroaches will be the only ones to survive a nuclear blast? Well, I firmly believe that in that event the cockroaches will have company - those tiny, pesky louse eggs.

Discover These Online Video Marketing Tactics That Will Catapult Your Video Views

It is all too obvious that over the last couple of years there has been a massive surge in the amount of video hosted online. No matter what business you are involved in you should never overlook the benefits of online video marketing to reach the widest audience. If you have yet to create a selection of viral clips to sweep the net by storm then check out the following information and advice.

First of all you should understand what types of videos are currently popular. There are certain dynamics that always make up a successful formula. Make sure that any video you create is kept short and to the point.

Most net surfers have short attention spans and are not interested in watching videos that are longer than a couple of minutes in duration. You could consider using a subliminal message, for example if you have a business that sells kitchenware create "how to cook" videos that would attract a lot of interest.

The content used needs to be compelling enough to hold the viewer's attention. Consider what would be the best way to get across the message about your company's products or services. Humour is a great way to be remembered, if you can post funny videos that are in some way related to your products you will stand a better chance of being an online phenomenon.

How often do you visit search engines each day? For the majority of people they are amongst the most visited sites. The major search engines look favourably on video. By creating SEO friendly clips you can boost your web pages traffic considerably. Of course you will still need to ensure you create the right backlinks and tags.